The nuns have gone wild according to eyewitness reports of a catholic Mardi Gras bash last weekend."It all started with a glass of leftover communion wine, which turned into two leftover glasses of communion wine, which turned into a case." said Sister Mary Rita of Inglewood, CA.
A group of 15 nuns 'broke loose' and let down their habits during the party."I was so crocked I even showed a little wrist skin! Oh my stars and wonders was it wild."
Joe Francis is taking advantage of the opportunity and releasing Nuns Gone WILD!, an albeit tamer version of it's Girls Gone Wild contemporary.
"We've heard that some of the nuns in the video may be baring as much as 2 ankles, AT THE SAME TIME!" exclaimed Father Malley, who anxiously awaits the video.
"Never once in my ordained life have I been this excited. The last time I got even close was the Passion of the Christ premiere."
The video is due to be released next week, and will come with a free ticket that will allow you to attend confession at your nearest Catholic Church location at no charge.
"I honestly believe that if Jesus was still on earth he would just drop the whole 'being the saviour' thing and take up filming these videos. Hey JJ, if you're up there, you don't know what you're missing!"
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