Veiled threats by the Catholic hierarchy to
excommunicate politicians who support the proposed abortion legislation
are clerical comedy at its blackest.
As administrators of a private
club, governed by self-generated rules, bishops and cardinals are
perfectly entitled to formulate their own membership policies (within
the law, of course).
But the excommunication tactic involves a darkly
hilarious proposition – that good standing with the Vatican is
synonymous with morality.
Anyone convinced by this quaint notion should break the habit of a
lifetime and open their eyes.
On any given Sunday, many of the
country's most twisted crooks can be found in churches of various kinds.
Sometimes,
the worst offender is the degenerate priest on the altar; sometimes,
it's the corrupt TD in the front pew.
In the more salubrious parishes,
it's the gangster banker who likes to showcase his spiritual side by
leading the prayers of the faithful.
This is not to say that
believers are more prone to greed or deceit than anybody else but rather
that the greedy and deceitful frequently disguise themselves by
infiltrating the company of believers.
Hiding in plain sight is a well
established law-evasion technique; in holy Catholic Ireland, the
strategy has been refined to involve hiding within the sight of God.
Excommunication
would be an excellent idea if church authorities started with the real
reprobates and worked downwards – just like Jesus did when He decided to
cleanse the temple.