Twelve Irish priests were about to be ordained. The final test was for them to line up in a straight row, totally nude, in a garden while a long legged sexy, beautiful, nude model danced erotically before them.
Each priest had a small bell attached to his willy, and they were told that any of them whose bell rang when she was in front of them would not be ordained because he had obviously not reached a state of spiritual purity.
The beautiful model danced before the first candidate, with no reaction. She proceeded down the line with the same response from all the priests until she got to the final priest, Patrick.
Poor Patrick. As she danced, his bell began to ring so loudly that it flew off, clattering across the ground and laid to rest in some nearby foliage.
Very embarrassed, Patrick quickly scrambled to where the bell came to rest.
He bent over to pick it up....
......then all the other bells started to ring violently.