ENDA Kenny is a Mayoman obsessed.
He may have been standing in the
gracious Piazza Colonna, flanked on one side by the remarkable obelisk
of Marcus Aurelius, and on the other by the Palazzo Chigi, the residence
of the Italian prime minister, but all he could see was a big shiny cup
called Sam.
"Sunshine before the big match," he beamed yesterday
as he emerged from the palazzo following an hour-long meeting with
Italian Prime Minister Mario Monti.
He was apparently oblivious to
the geographical reality that he was quite some distance from the
hallowed turf of Croker. But more than once in the past week the
Taoiseach has opened his mouth, only for the M-word to tumble out.
That's Mayo -- not Mario nor Monti.
And
all week he has declared that his beloved county may even have God on
its side. Thanks to a bit of serendipitous timing Enda will be meeting
Pope Benedict today, almost exactly 24 hours before the curtain rises on
the Donegal-Mayo football final.
And several times this week he has declared his intention to request a spot of divine intervention by His Holiness.
And
again yesterday he was a Mayoman on a mission.
"I have my own ticket
for the All-Ireland, I'm prepared to give it to him if he can guarantee
that we will win," he laughed.
But at the same time, this running
gag has conveniently allowed him to deflect attention away from the fact
that today's papal audience in Castel Gandolfo isn't a private meeting.
Enda will be one among a delegation of European politicians.
And
it does come in the wake of his unprecedented critique of the Vatican in
July last year, when he reacted to the release of the Cloyne Report
into clerical sex abuse. It caused serious ripples across the Holy See,
along with a chilly response refuting some of the Taoiseach's remarks.
But 14 months on, now that he's on the Pope's turf, was Enda having second thoughts about his speech?
It
was clear that he wasn't prepared to offer any mea culpa, and was
standing firmly and unequivocally over everything he had uttered in his
address.
"I think the matter that I raised in the Dail in regard to the
Catholic Church has been beneficial in the sense that it's brought about
a new sense of reality," he said.
"And from my dealings with the
church authorities since then, there's been a realism and understanding
that the scars of the past had to be dealt with, and dealt with fully,
and that we put in place foundations for the future that demonstrate the
sense of values that we have for our country and for our people," he
said.
He added he was "happy to meet with Pope Benedict and I look forward to that brief meeting in Castel Gandolfo".
However,
Enda won't be flinging invitations to visit around Castel Gandolfo like
confetti, as strict protocols are involved.
"That's a matter for the
church authorities to invite him to Ireland. He will be very welcome to
come," he confirmed.
This is Enda's second visit to Rome this
year, as he also met with prime minister Monti last February.
However,
the two men have known each other for years -- ever since Enda was trade
minister in the 90s and Mario was an EU internal-trade commissioner.
And
so, Enda was given the Full Monti treatment upon arrival -- red carpet,
brass band and a guard-of-honour sporting unseasonably warm furry hats.
So now for this momentous day when Kenny meets Benny.
And
perhaps while he's putting in a good word for Mayo, Enda could ask the
Pope to have a chat with the patron saint of lost stuff, St Anthony.
Just in case he can give us a steer as to where in the blazes Anglo left
all our money.