Snooki is a woman who knows how to work her sex appeal.
Her tiny frame may not have been blessed with height, but it has certainly been blessed in other aspects, namely her breasts.
Snooki knows the power of her boobs and makes sure to maximize that power with her tight, revealing tops.
We would not recognize Snooki in a turtleneck or anything else that hides all that cleavage.
While in Italy, Snooki happened to be walking in front of a Catholic church when she was verbally assaulted by a priest.
Yes, priests notice breasts.
Snooki was trailing behind her female roommates when the altercation happened.
A priest took in Snooki’s sexy ensemble and promptly admonished her. The priest is heard telling her, “Can you cover up your body when you come by my church please.”
She was wearing a black, low-cut tank top, mini-skirt and knee-high boots. A shirt tied around her waist really toned down the outfit, in my opinion. Not one of her most revealing outfits by far.
To be fair, it was laundry day and she probably was wearing whatever was left in her closet.
Snooki was not attending church. She was just walking by, minding her own business.
How much thinking would have to go into her daily activities if she had to plot out her routes in order to avoid walking nearby a church and possibly offending somebody.
She told the priest to “shut up” and called him an expletive and went on her way.
She defends her voluptuous breasts, “God made my tits.”
She insinuated God liked them as well.
Jenni “JWoww” Farley quickly quips, “He didn’t make mine.”
We know Jenni, but they are still just as beautiful.
Later, Snooki sat down to reflect upon the incident and says, “he basically just called me a whore.”
Well, not exactly, but we could see how she would be a bit offended.
The pint-sized lady just does not understand how the priest could be offended by her style of dress.
She claims, “my church would be like, ‘oh, nice outfit.’”
Hmm, makes me wonder what the congregation of Snooki’s church wears?