Tullamore priest is dying and his last wish is
granted...Brian Cowan and Brian Lenihan come into the bedroom and go to
the priests bedside."Please come near and hold my hands" says the priest and the 2 Brians oblige by holding a hand each.
"...Father, why did you want us to hold your hand?" asks Cowen.
"I want to die like Jesus....with a lying robbing bastard on either side of me."