A Paddy walking through a field sees a man drinking water from a pool with his hand. The Paddy shouts 'Na ol an t-uisce, ta sé lan de chac bo' (Don't drink the water, it's full of cowsh * t.)
The man shouts back 'I'm English, speak English, I don't understand you'.
The Paddy shouts back 'Use both hands, you'll get more in.'
Okay, this joke's about a moronic Irishman, right?
ReplyDeleteUnfortunately not! It would be taken as being anti English. Because the guy is English he encourages him to drink the lot.
ReplyDeleteBad in this day and age but like the stories jokes of old.