Sunday, March 02, 2008

Clerical Humour...

There was this little boy with no arms.

He wanted to ring the church bell on Sundays so he went to talk to the preacher.

The preacher didn't know how he was going to do it, but he figured he would give him a shot.

When they got to the top tower, the kid runs face first into the bell, no sound.

After a few moments, the kid gets up and begs the preacher for another try.

The preacher tells him to do it, so the kid runs his head into the bell again, then falls out like the time before.

When he gets up he again asks the preacher for another try.

The preacher just nodes his head so the kid again runs his head into the bell and falls out again.

By this time the bell was swinging away.

When the kid stood up, the bell hit him in the face and knocked him out the window. He fell to the ground and died.

When the police came, they asked the preacher if he knew the kids name.

The preacher said," No. But his face sure rings a bell."