Wednesday, July 18, 2007

Pope Gets The Scoop Direct From God

Pope Benedict XVI has communicated directly with God and can now proclaim with irrefutable evidence that Roman Catholics, and only Roman Catholics, have the only true path to salvation.

To be saved from the horrors of God, one must be a Roman Catholic.

All others can expect only misery and torture from that loving God.

That torture will be administered by Satan to allow God to be considered as a God of Love.

The question as to why God created Satan to do his dirty work has never been answered.

The Pope is working on that as we speak and soon may have the nerve to talk to God about that.

In the meantime, the other thousands of Gods from all of the other religious sects are screaming "foul".

Every one of those religious groups have also been communicating with God and all have been assured that they have he straight scoop from the horse's mouth.

They also have been told that they, and they alone are going to be saved from an eternity of suffering after they die.

They have also been assured by their God that they are going to live forever after they die, in an air-conditioned heaven that is so wonderful that no one can even describe it.

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